I told you that my child is no great risk taker. When she gears up for a four on the floor tantrum, she is sure to first place, oh so gingerly, her body on the floor, before commencing limb flailing. That's what's going on here.
PS, Photo People, I'm having the HARDEST time getting nice, clear images indoors. My apartment has no light to speak of after about 9:30. And that's only if it's sunny. Everything comes up soft and blurry and yucky. Oh wait, just checked the metadata. This one is shot at 1/40. Solved my own problem. Thanks, Internet!