Toy Manufactures, This Is A Terrible Product
Dear manufactures of bathtub crayons:
I blame you for this:
And also for crayon on non-paper surfaces varied and sundry, including the dish drainer, plates, the couch, walls manifold and various, floors, windows, cats, novels, and of course, my baby.
I also blame you for a nervous breakdown (mine) and powerful frustration (my child's); mixed messages are difficult to interpret when you are one.
Thank you very much.