Toy Manufactures, This Is A Terrible Product

Dear manufactures of bathtub crayons:


I blame you for this:


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And this:


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And this:


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And this:


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And also for crayon on non-paper surfaces varied and sundry, including the dish drainer, plates, the couch, walls manifold and various, floors, windows, cats, novels, and of course, my baby.


I also blame you for a nervous breakdown (mine) and powerful frustration (my child's); mixed messages are difficult to interpret when you are one.


Thank you very much.


Jerks.


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XO, 


Me.