Pox baby gets special privileges. Like unlimited chocolate, baby videos on the iPad, noodles for dinner, ice cream for lunch, and dishes à volonté. Invite us over. We'll give you the pox, and my kid will do your dishes.
PS, why, YES, that IS choclate all over her mouth. You know. Why wash if we can't go out and see people and stuff.
Pox baby also requests your vote.